MIA (part 2!!!)

In case you're TOTALLY OUT. MIA is Missing In Action. Part 2 cause Part 1 was for TRIALS.

The sequel usually promises BIGGER and BETTER action, with a BIGGER BUDGET!!

Well, this time, I hope I'll do better.. Got ABB for trials, so by GOD's grace.. Haha.. May he be with me!!

My hair is continuing to drop. Don't worry, Yun Nam hair care will always be there! And I'm really starting despise studying.. But then I have to constantly tell myself I have NO CHOICE, I have to fight for my future! Sigh..

Jordin Sparks has this song called FAITH:
When the sky is darkest, you can see the stars,
When you fall the hardest, you find how strong you are,
So close your eyes, rest a while, it's been a long long day,
So baby baby baby, have a little faith...

Jia You for exams everyone! Woo hoo!!

Will blog after exams! Of course I will!

Sixtieth post.. Read disclaimer first!

This post is about.. Ok, replace the "i" from SIX with an "e" ...what do you get? That's right people! READ ON!

Disclaimer: DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, AND/OR HAVE NOT BEEN ATLEAST SEMI-CORRUPTED
(as long as, if your 18th b'day isn't over, go back to whatever you're watching on youtube, or better yet, go study! For example:Nani, read after your Bday! TTH, read on)

Consolation for the under-aged:
I tell joke, but then you'll have to leave the the site after the dotted line k?
How does MJ pick his nose?
From a magazine catalogue.

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Yes, for my 60th post, I was inspired (by shum) to write about it. Check out his blog for HIS experience.. http://supersizedskylines.blogspot.com/2009/10/transporter-4-porno.html

Now, for the first time ever. I CAN RELATE TO SHUM.

How? Okay, in my previous blog I have elaborated a lot on the same topic with the SAME angle. For those of you who are new to my style, you're in luck! Cause I'm gonna repeat myself all over again!

Now, in this post I'm gonna ignore the fact that my nickname in college in horny hannah. Period.

Once upon a time. (around 2 years ago?)

My good friend told me WANTED was a good show to watch, a lot of action and for some reason she thought the main actor was hot. Yuck. And Angelina Jolie was in it. So fine, I thought I'd give it a shot. But then I didn't have time to watch it in the cinema, and besides, it was 18 rated, you know me right? I don't break the law in that kinda way. So, my mom bought the dvd. We decided we would watch it when we were bored. So, the time came when we got bored and we decided to pop the DVD and give it a go.

The thing is with PIRATED DVD's is.. There are no cencors and no cuts. I don't know about you, but I REALLY don't mind movies being cencored or cut. Honestly, I'ts WAY easier! I don't WANT to see or WANT TO KNOW what I missed.

The movie started out with the main character narrating. And yes, there was a LOT of vulgar language. He kept saying the F word for every little thing. F this! F that! Go F youself! Ok, may I remind you that my MOM, BRO and I were all sitting on the same couch watching together. Then came the part came where he talked about his girlfriend. The scene suddenly JUMPED without warning, to 2 people having sex. No, worse, it was like, just plain effing cause as I recall, he was looking at his watch while doing it.

The trauma was, the moaning was freaking LOUD, I saw his BUTT, really, one scene, it was the BUTT alone, and they were like, sweating MAJOR sweat. I, being pure and have NEVER seen prono, was appalled. My jaw was left hanging for atleast 2 min okay!??

Then they carried on the movie, and few minutes later, yet another scene. It wasn't like those sex scenes, they were like.. animals. Sorry, but that is the only way I can describe it. Involved a lot of.. back and forth? It was horrible! Imagine my mom's expression??

WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING INTO THE MOVIES THESE DAYS?

If I ever wanted to watch porn, I would download it myself ok. I don't want it to be randomly shoved at me. OMG. Okay la, I might be exagerrating a bit la, it wasn't exactly porn, but still! It was SOMETHING like it. Gross. Personally, I'm against porn. I just think, having sex is not a form of entertainment to be watched. It's like, releasing porn is exploiting the privacy of your own body. I'm not saying sex is disgusting, I'm saying I don't wanna watch other people do it on my plasma screen or any other screen. Period.

The other movie that has it was sex and the city, but atleast I think they were in love. The one in wanted was just plain... I don't even know how to describe la, it was just aweful.

Then the music. If you know me well enough, I like oldies. There's a reason too. SONGS nowdays, are all about sex. Singing about a girl's body, singing about touching a girl's body, singing about how to get the girl's body, singing about sex itself. WHAT? Seriously, the beat, the tune.. it's all good, but the lyrics? I mean, it's like the kids can't listen to radio anymore. I recall some guy sang: "sex is over rated, they they just ain't doing it right".. On radio? to the world? I also wonder, why there's so few songs describing a guy's body.. Hmm..

Most of the songs now are about clubbing and parting, getting drunk and getting oh-so-totally WASTED! Seen the video "ive gotta feeling"? They describe a twisted house party with girls wearing nothing but bra's and jeans a GOOD GOOD NIGHT.

What I'm trying to say is, WHAT IS WITH THIS ON-GOING obsession about sex?

Coming back to shum, he was just trying to watch transporter was it? And ended up getting PORN named transporter? I feel for you, I really do. Careful with movies these days ladies and gentlemen. Never underestimate the porn industry!

When the stars go blue..

Was talking to NANI today.. Went through a little bit of her music playlist.. I couldn't believe it! She listens to the stuff most people don't reeally listen to.. The emo stuff la.. And I LOVE the emo stuff..

Anyway, it reminded me of this song: When the stars go blue..

It's basically, about lonely people: "where do u go when ure lonely? where do u go when ure blue? where do u go when ure lonely I'll follow u.. When the stars go blue"
by TYLER HILTON.

Reminded me of the days I used to watch 1 tree hill. Nathan was my fav.

Anyway, yea, just a short post.
In case ure wondering, the answer is YES. I AM LONELY.
I'm home alone in this empty house, and I haven't been alone since I can't even remember! It's a good change though, I was playing CLOSE to YOU by the carpenters on my piano just now, like how I did when I was younger. THAT's how lonely I was. And my Astro cannot work I dunno why. Only one thing left to do, study maths. YEESH.

It's JUST POW!!!

Haha.. I don't know if I have offended anyone. But bear in mind that it's just POW.

I may have left out a few people. I'm SO SORRY! Haha.. I was just giving general examples.

Ok, here goes:
Ben: Ben Ben pow
Sze Wen: hi hi pow (lol, cause whenever I see u, u always say HI HANNAH! no matter what)
Chulan: LOL, sorry, but.. lan lan pow
Mr Jeffri: free free pow (unexpected leh?)
Pik Kuan: pikky pow!
Naomi: omi omi pow
Gabriel: tragic pow
Di-anne: Di di pow
Sue vern: sue you pants off pow
Lynette: net net pow
Amalia: am am pow

Okay, so no one gets left out right? Haha.. Hopefully not la, I listed out everyone I can remember!!

Enough POW already!

Now, I came across this site:
http://allwomenstalk.com/9-words-women-use/

Pretty interesting stuff there. This post cracked me up, I HAVE to put it here cause it's SO TRUE! So guys, please take note of the following. You may just crack the code of reading us girls' minds!

Women are often misunderstood by men. That’s why men should know the words used by women to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminologies..

Here are the top 9 words women often use to hide their feelings:

#1. “Fine”

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

#2. “Five Minutes”

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

#3. “Nothing”

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

#4. “Go Ahead”

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

#5. “Loud Sigh”

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

#6. “That’s Okay”

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#7. “Thanks”

A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say “you’re welcome”. (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on ‘whatever’).

My personal favourite is this one:

#8. “Whatever”

Is a woman’s way of saying F-YOU!

#9. “Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it”

Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were lazy to do it and had to wait till i came home to do it. Men should automatically know it has to be done, also, this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘what’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

No. 10 is supposed to be my version, so here goes:

#10. "Oh em Gee" (even if spoken in a soft and sarcastic manner)

Oh my LORD!! What the heck was that? Like seriously!???? I can't believe you just did that!!! I'll never look at u the same way again.

Did this enlighten you?

Koon Koon Pow's B'day and Someone's Ass

I just HAVE to blog about this. Haven't been updating much because of exams, pressure etc. I get the MOST pressure from my chem lecturer.

So today is YI KOON's birthday! Happy Birthday once again Koon!
The guys were so sweet to choose out a pair of earrings, each is the letter "K"
2 K's make Koon Koon. And a necklace that says "POW". Koon Koon pow! Not to mention a T-shirt that says: "I *heart* my two boyfriends.

RAM picked out this beautiful PINK box that said: "I love you from the bottom of my heart"
THE TRUTH in this case is so sweeet!!!

Yea, had a cake too! Sang the birthday song about 5 times today? or more? And the was Yi Koon's day.

Now, you're probaby wondering Who's ass I'm talking about right? I don't wanna mention names, but.. HIS name starts with an A.. he has a lot of hair and his blog is antonwsm.blogspot.com. LOL. (You'll forgive me someday)

See, it all started with Uncle Ting.

Before proceeding, let's introduce our new names. Copyrighted by TING TECK HING.
Koon Koon pow- Yi Koon
Ton Ton pow- Anton
Han Han pow- me
Chien Chien pow- chien wen
Nani- Na na pow
Teck Hing- Teck Teck pow

Ok, since these people have not kena I shall list them out according to what I find appropriate
Ram- rum rum pow (creative leh?)
Amelya- Yeah YEAH! pow
Terrence- Bro bro pow
*this one u guess urself*- bra bra pow
shum- ham sap pow
Laveen- love love pow
Ganesh- the BOOM BOOM POW ( Gan sounds like gun ma)
Farah- Imported pow
Imran- Imran pow
Mr george- cuckoo pow

Okay. Moving on, Teck Teck pow, was being hunted down by bro bro pow. To escape bro bro pow, Teck Teck pow hid behind ton ton pow. Teck teck pow was squating, his face facing ton ton pow's ass. And so it went:
TTH: Eh anton! Your ass smelly lah!
Anton: !!!!!
Hannah: Hhahahahahhahahaa
Anton: Unhappy glare*
TTH: Kidding lah.. Your ass smells like cologne
Hannah: !! You spray ur ass with cologne!?

That's basically it. Ham sap pow stated that Ton ton pow's ass had to be really smelly to inspire him to spray that area. Makes sense right? Anyway, Ton Ton pow was yet again, the victim of the day.

But on the bright side? Atleast even his ass smells good. Keep it up! =P

In the first place though, why TTH smelt anton's ass and decided to announce it to the whole world still beats me.

Ton Ton Pow also insisted that the "good looking row" have our own little group picure!


HAHAHAHAH.. The last picture is still the best.

No matter what, WE ARE THE GOOD LOOKERS..

And we will.. WE WILL.. keep LOOKING GOOD!!!

Over and out.

Easy like Sunday Morning...

I noticed, a lot of my titles are actually song titles.

You know the song "easy like sunday morning"? No? Maybe not your time lah.

For me, sunday morning is not easy at all. Usually, I oversleep and wake up to my mom yakking away about me sleeping late. Then I'll have to take a quick breakfast, put on something sweet (sunday best ma), rush a quick make up session then rush off to church. Every sunday.

So, today my mom's friend wanted to visit our church, but she's chinese ed, so we went to the 2.30 chinese service. The service was not bad la, got CHOIR. Our english service no choir k? If got I'd surely join. NO KIDDING!!

So anyway, the pastor's chinese sucked.. even for my standard! He was from the english service see. The thing I remembered the most was, we have to be CIMB christians, not OCBC.

CIMB= christian ini memang baik.
OCBC= orang christian in bukan christian.

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On another note, last friday was a whole lota fun!! Picture go to my facebook profile and see the pics la.. The quality is too good, it'd take forever. Food was great! went for a movie with tth nani (usual) and special guest laveen!!!

Lesson number 1: men love sex. PERIOD!!!

If u believe innocence is bliss, don't watch. But if ure semi corrupted like everyone else.. go watch.. It's super funny.. Like the other movie we watched.. I forgot the name, the one with scarlett johanson.. the one where RAM kept talking to the cinema screen, the one with mr jeff? the one where amelya slept? I forgot the title!!! Anyway, it's pretty similiar.

Lovedrunk.. Na na na...

Ever gotten the feeling of being hung-over? No? Lucky you.

Exam was a daze. Results were a drain.

Best way to release stress? Blasting my speakers. AS ALWAYS. I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbours come banging in one day. Just like one day, our batch of a level science group that's going to be banned from the library.

Anyway, yea as u can tell, my mood is not very good, and my post won't be as pretty as the previous ones. I generally like to focus on being an optimist, but a little change of colour would be interesting wouldn't it?

Holy Matrimony? Happily ever after? Sacred covenant? True Love? For those who are lucky enough, yes. But.. Don't believe everything you see.

Oh please. Read Gabriel's blog (gabby-love-sad-story.blospot.com), the post "end of the line" is pretty much similar to the wedding I went to. His post inspired me to write this one.

I recently attended the wedding of my father's handsome 28 year old step-brother. His name is Lek but he looks like raymond lum, so let's call him raymond. His wife, who's name I still can't remember, let's just call her Ms. lucky. So Raymond got Ms. lucky pergnant a few months ago, and his wife to be? Just turned 20. She's only 2 years older than me! Imagine being a mother?

So, my father's kampung is a good 2.5 hours of suffering. Why? The kampung is located in a darn valley. Do you know how to get to a valley? You have to go through some mountain. And how is it like going through mountains? REAL REAL dizzy. Solid 1 hour of headache, wheezing, and imbalance.

So next, the wedding. On the up side, the food was nice. Down side? The wedding sucked. When the bride and groom entered, the guests didn't even stand up to welcome them! I mean, for me, when the bride and groom enters, standing up would be an immediate reaction. Next, the perfonrmance? Typical chinese wedding la, got karaoke. But then, the microphone hoggers come in and most of these are really really bad singers. It wouldn't have been so bad if someone just turned down the volume. I appreciate stereo blasting, but that was too much.

Then once in a while, if the guests were lucky enough, we get to see some performances. There was this little girl with a sqeaky voice (the worst kind) who apparently is the sister of the bride. She performed 4 freaking songs. Screetch. Then, the bride's mom and entourage came in. All wearing red and performed like 3 dance on stage. And yes, there were some booty shaking. Now that was a real eye opener. The soundtrack to their dances were a salsa song, a flo rida song and some "hot" artist.

The guests on the other hand, were just there for the food. It was pretty obvious. Why? I admit, the performances were downright cliche, bearly bearable, and most of all annoying. But atleast have the courtesy of clapping or looking up to watch once in a while? Busy eating are we?

Then, the best part came. The groom got drunk. Real drunk. And his "friends" were still FEEDING him more alcohol. He had to be towed away, leaving the pregnant bride alone and unattended. With me at the background watching her tear. Haven't raymond's friends ever heard of Bachelor's night? You get your friend drunk THERE if you want. Then there was this part where the bride took the stage ALONE singing a sad love song ALONE (best performance of the night though, she's got soul)

Nice one.

Anyway, after that, two jokers with terrible and LOUD voices took the stage. Pretty soon the crowd caught on to what was going on and they all left in like less than 3 seconds. Some people stayed back to "club". Clubbing in a town hall? Seriously, a few badly dressed ladies were dancing to some weird ecstasy music. Picture leapord print tights. All I can say is, EW.

The cherry on top of the cake is the TOILET. WHOA. Images of disgust still flood my mind till this date. That bad.

So, Raymond and Ms lucky plus one, shall live happily ever after.

It's just a wedding la, don't mistake a wedding for a marriage, one day they may look back and laugh.

Just in case though, my wedding would be alcohol free.

The end.